This post is dedicated to a dumb'hh' yet smart,omnipotent,omnipresent and omniscient Manager babu who manges everything except himself and his work. What does he manage then is the question that comes to our minds..Well the answer lies in this post.
Jokes apart,for only sometime though, Basti is neither a 'Kasba' nor a'e' small(read as iss maal) town, its a strategic darohar to which our manager Babu belongs.
Its been my childhood dream to be a like one of the famous riders on the storm,but don't see it coming true in the near future too. But for our manager babu this dream came true some years back when he drove from Basti to walterganj,and from their to Khalilabad on his way back to Basti passing through Dubaulia(pronounce: Dooba Lia) and Hariaya.
With a red ghamcha tied over his forehead just like the famous head bands of 70's and a yellow muffler draped round his neck their was no one stopping his twin cylinder 120 cc rajdoot (jaandaar saawaari ek shandaar sawari) except for the railway fataks. He tried jumping over a few of them (to be precise two),but the results were not great. In the first attempt he landed in a tube well and in the other landed straight on the iron pole(Ouch! that must have hurt).
Anyway lets not take the glory away from our hero as he biked around in 'Tour-De-UP' singing to himself -:
'Riders on the staarm,
Riders on the staarm,
Into this house were baarn,
Into this world were thrown,
Like a dog without a bone,
An actor out on loan,
Riders on the staarm'
Having tried all the available hair styling gels,sprays and aeils(oils) he is still to be really satisfied with one that holds his hair tight throughout the day,in his words,'Jakdan achi honi chaiye,Majboot pakad honi chaiye'..the only solution he says he thinks would help him get it right was the one that was sprayed by a cast in 'Something about Mary'..Can you guys help him on this..
This guy as got a great business sense..If it were not to his haart aches making him write his ali money he would have re-scripted the story of Indian banking Industry. Some of his current achievments are -:
a) Leading a team of 4 people two of whom quit after 4 mnths and cannot be traced ever since . Reports claim that one of them felt that it was better to live like an animal(at Ranthambore National Park) than work under Manager babu and the other is so caught in the ire of revenge that she plans to become an IPS and book him under virtually every section of Indian Law..
b) Setting up ATMS : After failing to manage MBA graduates our Manager babu has been able to manage 2000 labor spread over 200 locations. All of them were motivated to finiss(h silent) the job as quickly as possile. The results are splendid. None of the new ATMS work. The bank gains from the customers usng other bank ATMs. This according to Manager Babu was his strategee.. well done..but I hope he's not given the task of opening bank branches as that would be deadly..
c) Identying appartunity that no one else thought of.One of them that I remember well and had taken me aback was the idea of mountain climbing on weekdays. the logic was it gave us an edge over our competitors. Are you dumbhh..can't you understand..you'll be at the top bhai..
I'll come back tomorrow with the Beer part of the story..Stay connected!
